Defrocked London West End Actor, Sydney Cabaret Veteran and Globe-Trotting Cynic Simon Gillespie serves a generous plate of the music of love, with a side of acid humour.

Romance may have changed its tune since the days of Cole Porter but Sydney's Oxford Street regular (twice!!) Simon keeps the torch smouldering with tuneful tales of love, loss, lust and libido in this peculiar Cabaret Cynisme.

Fingering through his own battered catalogue of emotional disasters Simon delivers a mix of classic songs, pithy cabaret ditties and brutal satire that will warm and chill even the hardest of hearts.

This is Simon Gillespie in full and hilarious 'bitter-confirmed-bachelor' mode, taking no prisoners and leaving no room for the faint hearted.

Take a Simon-and-Sydney-centric musical squint at the ins and outs, ups and downs, bumps and Grindrs of life on the edge. The teetering, crumbling edge…..